Name: Sir Entropy Hopkins (featuring Expendable Friend)
Duration: P00H03M21S
Description: Lyrics & vocals by Jacqui Carnall

Sir Entropy Hopkins (featuring Expendable Friend)

from Epigrammatic by French Cricket

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Lyrics & vocals by Jacqui Carnall

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Sir Entropy Hopkins is ready to see you
His office is located on the third floor
We've melted the stairs and the lift's on vacation
But our resident eagle will fly you to the door
So please take a minute to read this safety information
We've not had an accident, but there's a first for everything
Oh yes, I remember, I was going to warn you

Sir Entropy Hopkins -
He might not be wearing any clothes
He might not be wearing any clothes
He probably won't be wearing any clothes
But it's alright, you can keep yours on

Sir Entropy Hopkins is rather a short man
But he gets around that by standing on-his head
You might like to join him, he'd probably be flattered
Or else you could lie down beneath the desk instead
He might give you whisky, or make a pot of special tea
I don't recommend that, unless your stomach's made of steel
And while I remember, I was going to warn you

Sir Entropy Hopkins -
Only speaks in semaphore and Borg
He only speaks in semaphore and Borg
Today he's speaking semaphore and Borg
So here's a phrasebook, off you go

Sir Entropy Hopkins is rather successful
He comes from a long line of stationery chefs
So don't be surprised if he offers a biscuit
That, when you bite it, tastes of pencil lead
The old and the modern, beautifully fused together
So much innovation! That's the name of the game
And while I remember, I was going to warn you

Sir Entropy Hopkins -
Requires you to please remove all hair
He requires you to please remove all hair
He really doesn't like the sight of hair
So here's a razor, off you go

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from Epigrammatic, released July 26, 2017

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